Lazy Evaluation Ranch
7/21 Bindweed.
Everwest is still Suddenly And Violently Allergic To Bindweed, Which He Has Been Pulling Out Of The Plum Orchard Every Year Before Now Without Getting Rashes On His Eyelids And No-No Zone, so no chores today, except those required to keep goats from getting bored and trying to blackmail the United Nations again.
Unless going to the doctor after your eye swells shut is a chore. The doctor was very impressed! She never heard of anyone being allergic to bindweed before. Aw, yeah, I got the skillz. 
WTF.

7/21 Bindweed.

Everwest is still Suddenly And Violently Allergic To Bindweed, Which He Has Been Pulling Out Of The Plum Orchard Every Year Before Now Without Getting Rashes On His Eyelids And No-No Zone, so no chores today, except those required to keep goats from getting bored and trying to blackmail the United Nations again.

Unless going to the doctor after your eye swells shut is a chore. The doctor was very impressed! She never heard of anyone being allergic to bindweed before. Aw, yeah, I got the skillz

WTF.