7/20 Today, Tesseract the Goat woke up with zero memory of what a “chicken” is. She spent about an hour following Jerk Chicken around like, “what ARE you?”
Today, everwest woke up violently allergic to bindweed. Place which are covered in welts and blisters include: eyelids, soles of feet, insides of ears, and … er … underpants area. What.
Everwest wishes to assure you that he was not stuffing bindweed leaves down his pants.