Lazy Evaluation Ranch
7/20 Today, Tesseract the Goat woke up with zero memory of what a “chicken” is. She spent about an hour following Jerk Chicken around like, “what ARE you?”
Today, everwest woke up violently allergic to bindweed. Place which are covered in welts and blisters include: eyelids, soles of feet, insides of ears, and … er … underpants area. What.
Everwest wishes to assure you that he was not stuffing bindweed leaves down his pants. 

7/20 Today, Tesseract the Goat woke up with zero memory of what a “chicken” is. She spent about an hour following Jerk Chicken around like, “what ARE you?”

Today, everwest woke up violently allergic to bindweed. Place which are covered in welts and blisters include: eyelids, soles of feet, insides of ears, and … er … underpants area. What.

Everwest wishes to assure you that he was not stuffing bindweed leaves down his pants. 

  1. dpiqb said: I AM SORRY FOR EVERWEST AW MAN
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